Every week on Saturday, my little 8 year old brother would go to my door while I was trying to sleep. I couldn't see him well because my lights were turned off. All he would do is stand there and just watch me. Some times he even let out a few random words or giggled. I learned to get used to it and go to sleep but every night it concerned me. I tried asking him why he was standing by my door at night but all he'd do is act like he doesn't know what I'm talking about. But recently something really disturbing happened.
I was just eating lunch when my mom said my little brother was going to his first sleepover on Saturday, and that she was getting rid of that giant garden gnome by the door tomorrow. Soon came a sigh of relief that I could actually get a good night's sleep with him gone, but I was also glad she was getting rid of that huge gnome. It was night and I was getting tired of playing Counter Strike and owning kids so young that they shouldn't even be playing a game with guns in it. I hopped into my comfortable bed waiting for what's going to happen the next day when suddenly I heard a creak and the door opened. But if he was at a sleepover then... who was at the door???
At the sudden realization I let out a loud scream and it started coming closer. I didn't know what to do I was scared shitless and there was nowhere to run. Being clueless as hell on what to do I look on the other side of my bed and see my window. Finally I banged down the window until it opened. I got up out of my bed and climbed onto the window frame. I looked down at the drop and realized I might've died if I jumped, but when I turned my head back I saw it was coming closer. It took me a bit to gather up the courage to jump knowing that whatever that thing would do to me would be way worse than jumping. So right there and then, I leaped off.
"LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE NEWWS"! I heard it yell at me right when I leaped. It was then it hit me, it was Killer Keemstar, he possessed the garden gnome and used it to make me commit suicide. I never knew why he called himself Killer Keemstar but now I know, he's an actual killer. While the air was pushing against me while falling floor by floor I could faintly see the gnome looking down from the window laughing and his eyes were crying blood because he thought it was so funny. Nothing mattered right now anyways I was about to die. I closed my eyes, spread my arms apart, and splat my terrified body down on the sidewalk.
My eyes opened, I looked down at myself, I was in my bed. Turns out it was just a nightmare after all. I got up and got on my computer and went on youtube.com to watch some dank new videos. When I noticed drama alert had a new vid I clicked on it. It was about a local kid who was cyberbullied to death and jumped out a window. Later on in the vid Keem showed a picture of the apartment the person that jumped lived in. It was mine! When I stopped the video I saw my hands and body were slowly fading away and when I looked down at my window I saw cops around the building with police tape everywhere and my dead body on the ground.
In the short time left I have until I fade out of existence I decided to share my story to the world and let them know. And what better place to do this than the trollpasta wikia. The final moral of this is to never trust gnomes, they're satanic and will kill you.